TOP TEN WAYS THE ROCKFORD PARK DISTRICT
CAN SAVE MONEY AT THIS YEAR'S SNOW SCULPTING
COMPETITION

10.  ONLY HAVE THREE SCULPTING TEAMS 

  9.  THIS YEAR'S TROPHIES MADE ENTIRELY OUT OF SPAM 

  8.  LUNCH AND DINNER MEALS CONSIST OF LUKE-WARM 
       CHICKEN BROTH AND JELL-O SHOTS 

  7.  ONLY GIVE THE TEAMS  20 MINUTES TO COMPLETE 
        THEIR SCULPTURES 

  6.  INSTEAD OF USING EXPENSIVE SNOW,  USE CHEAP AND 
       ENERGY EFFICIENT CORNING FIBERGLASS INSULATION 

  5.  FRANK BEECHE KISSING BOOTH 

  4.  INSTEAD OF EXPENSIVE HOT CHOCOLATE,  SERVE HEATED 
       UP ROCK RIVER WATER 

  3.  SNOW BLOCKS NOW ONLY 6"X6"X10" 

  2.  HOLD SNOW SCULPTING COMPETITION IN JULY ALONG 
       WITH ROCK RIVER RAFT RACE TO DRAW A LARGER CROWD 

  1.  NO MORE FREE GUM AND PENCILS! 
 
 

 
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