TOP TEN PERKS TO BEING AN AWARD
WINNING ILLINOIS STATE SCULPTOR

10.  GETTING TO USE MAYOR BOX'S PARKING SPACE ANY TIME YOU WANT

 9.  VANCE HIMSELF COMES OVER TO YOUR HOUSE TO SET UP YOUR       COMPLIMENTARY MR. COFFEE MACHINE

 8.  IN A SUPER SECRET CEREMONY YOU GET TO FIND OUT WHO REALLY       SHOT KENNEDY

 7.  GET TO WEAR REALLY COOL T-SHIRT THAT SAYS "WEASELS RULE,       PICASSO DROOLS"

 6.  CAN GO ANYWHERE, ANYTIME AND DEMAND TO HAVE YOUR "TOOL"       SHARPENED

 5.  PAVES THE WAY FOR EMPLOYMENT IN EXCITING WORLD OF FAST       FOOD

 4.  YOUR FAVORITE RESTAURANT MAY NOW FEATURE AWARD WINNING       SNOW SCULPTED SNOW CONES

 3.  "YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE" PLAQUE SENT TO FORMER GIRLFRIEND OF       YOUR CHOICE

 2.  EXACT KNOWLEDGE OF HOW AND WHEN THE WORLD WILL END

 1.  WHEN PEOPLE SEE YOU ON THE STREET THEY SAY "HEY AWARD       WINNING SNOW SCULPTOR" INSTEAD OF "OUT OF MY WAY YOU       LOSER"



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