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TOP TEN SIGNS THAT YOUR ILLINOIS STATE SNOW SCULPTING TEAM IS TOO OLD! 10. THEY WANT THE EVENT MOVED TO FLORIDA FOR IT'S 9. STOP SCULPTING EVERY DAY AT 4:00PM SO THEY CAN GET TO SWEDISH AMERICAN COMMONS FOR "EARLY BIRD" SPECIAL 8. EVERY SCULPTURE A "GOLDEN GIRL"! 7. NEVER GET ANY WORK DONE DUE TO MANDATORY 6. THEY ALL START DRESSING LIKE FRED GARDNER 5. INSTEAD OF HANDING OUT BUTTONS, THEY HAND OUT 4. EVERY TIME THEIR TEAM NAME IS ANNOUNCED, THEY 3. INSTEAD OF PLAYING LOUD ROCK N' ROLL MUSIC AT THEIR SITE, THEY PLAY THE THEME SONG TO "WHEEL OF FORTUNE" 2. EVERY COMPLAINT THEY HAVE ENDS IN "ITIS" 1. TWO WORDS: FREE PRUNES |