TOP TEN WAYS TO TELL
TEAM CAPT. RANDY TACKETT
IS POSSESSED

10. He feels stuffed, even after a light meal.

 9. His voice sounds more and more like Bea Arthur's

 8. He runs around the snow block wearing nothing but his son's      diaper singing, "I'm a Little Teapot".

 7. He keeps asking George to shave his mustache more like      Hitler's

 6. He keeps wondering what it would be like to be Frank Beache.

 5. He doesn't need a rear view mirror to see the cars behind him.

 4. His good close friend is Svenhard.

 3. Every time he farts, sparks fly out of his butt.

 2. He doesn't show up on any of Vance's slides.

 1. Whenever they pray for good sculpting weather, his eyes sting.