TOP TEN REASONS WHY
ANGUS RETURNED TO
SNOW SCULPTING

10.  Julie just wanted him out of the house

 9.  The voices in his head just wouldn’t shut up!

 8.  He missed Fergus’ smell

 7.  He heard Sue lost the keys to the tool shed and thought       he might be able to help

 6.  Shamus begged and begged him to come back because       Fergus had gone insane with power

 5.  He missed the free food

 4.  His feet were getting too sweaty from being  inside all the       time

 3.  He wanted another chance to beat those Viking bastards!

 2.  It turns out shuffleboard is not as fun as it looks

AND THE #1 REASON ANGUS RETURNED TO SCUPLTING...

    He missed Sculpting