TOP TEN THINGS OVERHEARD AT THE
2010 ILLINOIS STATE SNOW SCULPTING COMPETITION:

10. "Hey...where's George?"

 9. "Does this smell like root beer?"

 8. "Is Fergus watching a movie?"

 7. "WOW! Look at that stuff burn!"

 6. "I think this looks infected. Better call Sue"

 5. "I hope the drug sniffing dog doesn't go near my car!"

 4. "DUCK! Here comes Sue!"

 3. "Damn Skupiens keep drinkin' all the hand sanitizer!"

 2. "Are the Weasels going to do any work?"

AND THE #1 THING OVERHEARD AT THE
2010 ILLINOIS STATE SNOW SCULPTIN COMPETITION….

  "PUT DOWN THAT BANANA BOX!
THERE'S MARIJUANA IN IT!"