TOP TEN THINGS OVERHEARD AT THE VIB BLOCK AT THE 2011 ILLINOIS STATE SNOW SCULPTING COMPETITION:

10. "I wish I was a Snow Babe!

 9. "Where DID you get your nails done?"

 8. "When is mom coming with the cookies?"

 7. "Hey Bjorn! Come here and smell this!"

 6. "Oh poo! This is going stain!"

 5. "Oh f@&k! Sh%t my Christ! MY HAND!!!"

 4. "Oh God! I'm missing Project Runway!"

 3. "Does this helmet make me look fat?"

 2. "God Shamus is hot!"

AND THE #1 THING OVERHEARD AT THE VIB BLOCKů.

  "SCREW YOU GUYS! I'M GOING HOME!"
 

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