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FIRST PLACE AT THE 1999 ILLINOIS STATE SNOW SCULPTING COMPETITION 10. Handed out twenty dollar bills along with Weasel Buttons. 9. Limited meals to only three times a day. 8. The Weasels' snow didn't melt because it was secretly
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7. Bribed Vikings to knock over Lynn Bute's sculpture. 6. Promised High School teams answers to all final exams if they helped Weasels finish their piece. 5. Used Frank Beach as model for Buddha.. 4. Promised Sue to paint her house if she fixed the election. 3. Blackmailed Vance Barry with nude pictures of him standing in front of "Monkey Business" sculpture. 2. Weasels used a time stopping machine. Actually took them three weeks. 1. Two words: Kissed Ass.
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