10. SECRET GOVERNMENT PLOT TO KEEP ALIEN VISITORS A SECRET        AND US FROM EVER PLACING HIGHER THAN SECOND PLACE. 

9.   VIKINGS PROMISE OTHER TEAMS "PERSONAL FAVORS" TO NOT       VOTE FOR US.....IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. 

8.  "WEASELS" ARE CONSTANTLY "HIGH" FROM INHALING EXHAUST      FUMES. 

7.  MISREAD APPLICATION-INSTEAD OF "SNOW SCULPTING" , WE      THOUGHT IT READ "NO SCULPTING"! 

6.  WE JUST DON'T WANT TO. 

5.  VIKINGS REPLACE ALL OF GEORGE'S OXYGEN TANKS WITH       HELIUM. 

4.  SPEND MORE TIME EATING DINNER THAN ACTUALLY SCULPTING. 

3.  TWO WORDS:  VANCE BARRY!! 

2.  CAN'T REMOVE YELLOW SNOW FROM BLOCKS, BECAUSE ALL       "WEASELS" ARE COLOR BLIND. 

1.  WE SUCK!!!!!!