TOP TEN REASONS WHY
THE 2009 ILLINOIS STATE SNOW SCULPTING
COMPETITION HAD TO BE POSTPONED

10.  It's too warm

 9.  No wait! It's too cold

 8.  Not enough snow

 7.  No wait! There's way too much snow!!!

 6.  The Park District heard Angus was coming back

 5.  Vance couldn't find his flash bulbs

 4.  Blagojevich sold Sinissippi Park to some guy in Tampa for $20

 3.  All of the Vikings tongues are frozen to flagpoles

 2.  Well, we don't really know, but we're pretty sure the Republican       Party is behind it somehow

AND THE #1 REASON WHY THE 2009 ILLINOIS STATE SNOW SCULPTING COMPETITION HAD TO BE POSTPONED….

  Sue lost the keys to the tool shed