10.  CONVINCE NBC TO RERUN "DOOGIE HOWSER, M.D." 24 HOURS A         DAY, 7 DAYS A WEEK. 

  9.  BRING JOHN WAYNE BACK FROM THE DEAD. 

  8.  REPLACE ALL NUCLEAR POWER WITH GIANT, MUTANT HAMSTER        AND WHEEL. 

  7.  REPAIR HOLE IN OZONE LAYER WITH CHEWING GUM AND DUCT        TAPE 

  6.  EXPORT SCULPTURES TO SNOW DEPRIVED COUNTRIES TO        LOWER DEFICIT 

  5.  FROM NOW ON EVERY SCULPTURE WE DO. . .A SPICE GIRL! 

  4.  OFFICIAL DECREE!  BARRY WHITE IS THE U.S. AMBASSADOR OF        LOVE! 

  3.  TURN FINISHED SCULPTURES INTO SNOW CONES, USE TO FEED        HOMELESS

  2.  SEND ALL VIKINGS BACK TO WHEREVER THE HELL THEY CAME        FROM

  1.  TWO WORDS:  FREE ENEMAS