10. VIKINGS KEEP STINKING UP SINNISSIPPI PARK!
 
  9. NEED TWO PIECES OF I.D. TO BUY BEER.

 8. PARK DISTRICT GUYS RAN OVER SCULPTOR WITH 
     END-LOADER! 

 7.  LYNN BUTE EATS HIS WEIGHT IN DESSERTS AT LUNCH! 

 6.  NIGHT TIME SCULPTING TOO DANGEROUS BECAUSE OF 
      TRIGGER-HAPPY PARK PATROL! 

 5.  INCREDIBLE MARK UP AT SWEDISH AMERICAN HOSPITAL 
     GIFT SHOP 

 4.  DEAD SCULPTORS JUST THROWN OUT INTO THE ROAD! 

 3.  DRUNK DRIVERS PULLING UP AND ASKING, "WHAT IS IT?" 

 2.  MAYOR BOX KEEPS GETTING BAR-B-QUE SAUCE ON ALL       THE SCULPTURES! 

 1.  IT'S TOO F*@KING WARM!