10.  IF LOOKED AT TOO LONG THIS SITE MAY CAUSE SEISURES IN        LAB MONKEYS AND SMALL CHILDREN

  9.  TOO MUCH NUDITY, NOT ENOUGH PYRAMIDS

  8.  CHICKS DIG IT!

  7.  IT TOOK MOR THAN ONE DAY TO MAKE

  6.  TOO MUCH ROCK, NOT ENOUGH ROLL

  5.  SNOW WEASELS ON THE INTERNET IS THE 7TH SIGN OF THE 
       APOCOLYPSE

  4.  FOUND IT BY MISTAKE WHILE SEARCHING FOR "BRITTANY 
       SPEARS FAN PAGE"

  3.  NONE OF US KNEW HOW TO SPELL "OOOOOHHHHHHMMMM"

  2.  STILL IN SHOCK FROM ACCIDENTAL KILT FLASHING

  1.  OURS IS BIGGER THAN HIS!