10.  YELLING AT ALL PASSERS BY, " I HAVE A POCKET FULL OF         RED-HOT LUG NUTS!

 9.  INSISTING THAT THE SNOW SCULPTING GUIDE  BOOK       INCLUDE OUR BEDROOMS

 8.  LEWD USE OF PARK DISTRICT'S AIR HOSE
 
 7.  CALLING THE PARK DISTRICT'S MAIN OFFICE EVERY HOUR       AND ASKING HOW TO SPELL "SINNISSIPPI"

 6.  CONSTANTLY MAKING "YELLOW SNOW" IN PUBLIC

 5.  RUBBING AGAINST YOUR BLOCK TO PROVIDE "STIMULATION"

 4.  THROWING UP IN FRANK BEECHE'S CAR

 3.  SUBSTITUTING THE WORD "WEASEL" FOR THE WORD "AND"       IN EVERY SENTENCE

 2.  SCULPTING A GIANT BUST OF DOLLY PARTON

 1.  PEEING ON THE VIKING'S SCULPTURE