10.  NEVER HAVING TO SIT THROUGH LONG, 
       BORING "NOBEL PRIZE" AWARD CEREMONY

9.  PLEASENT SENSE OF RELIEF WHEN THE 
     ROADRUNNER GETS AWAY FROM THE COYOTE
  
8.   SELDOM INTERRUPTED BY ANNOYING 
      REQUESTS TO PUT THAT INTO "LAYMAN'S
      TERMS"

7.   STALLONE MIGHT PLAY YOU IN "VIKINGS"
      THE MOVIE

6.   FEELING SUPERIOR TO ALL THE KINDER-
      GARTNERS WALKING THROUGH THE PARK

5.  ALREADY KNOW THE ANSWER WHEN PEOPLE
     ASK, "WHAT ARE YOU, AN IDIOT?"

4.  OWN BUMPER STICKER THAT READS, "I'D
      RATHER BE DROOLING"

3.   OFTEN CONFUSED WITH THOSE "I'M LARRY
      AND THIS MY BROTHER DARYL AND MY 
      OTHER BROTHER DARYL" GUYS

2.   FREE ROOMS IN PSYCH WARD AT SWEDISH
      AMERICAN HOSPITAL

1.   FREE NAME-TAGS AT COMPETITION