TOP TEN SIGNS THAT YOUR SNOW SCULPTING TEAM
IS GOING CRAZY

10. THEY RUN AROUND WEARING WEIRD HELMETS        YELLING, "LOOK AT US….WE'RE VIKINGS!"

9. THEY WON'T STOP BARKING AT SPECTATORS

8. INSIST THAT EVERYTIME THEY TRY TO CUT INTO THE
    SNOW, IT SCREAMS AT THEM

7. WHEN THEY CASHOUT AT SWEDISH AMERICAN     COMMONS, THEY TRY TO PAY FOR THEIR FOOD!

6. REPLACE EVERY OTHER WORD IN A SENTENCE WITH
    "VANCE BARRY"

5. INTRODUCE THEMSELVES AS "FRED, WILL, AND     PAUL….THE SUNSTRAND GUYS"

4. THEY MIME THEIR SCULPTURE

3. THEY COMPLAIN THAT THERE'S TOO MUCH SNOW!

2. THEY EAT PUDDING FOR EVERY MEAL

1. THEY SHOW UP EVERY YEAR WEARING KILTS!