TOP TEN THINGS THAT WILL GET YOU KICKED OUT OF
THE ILLINOIS STATE SNOW SCULPTING COMPETITION

10. Using teamsters to help you sculpt.

 9. Forcing the high school teams to stop work to keep getting       you hot chocolate and cookies.

 8. Repeatedly asking the Mayor of Rockford to hold your       "snow balls".

 7. Every time Sue walks by, scream at the tops of your lungs,       "She's gonna Blow!!!"

 6. Throw HOT water balloons at the Sundstrand guys and       their sculpture.

 5. Throw Andy Skupien into the river.

 4. Cold-cocking Vance and taking his camera to take pictures       of babes at the mall.

 3. Joy riding around the park with 15 sculptors crammed into       a "Gator".

 2. Going on and on about how much nicer the Idaho State       Snow Sculpting Competition is.

 1. Sculpting pantless!