TOP TEN THINGS YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR AT
THE ILLINOIS STATE SNOW SCULPTING COMPETITION

10. Wow! Look at that stuff burn!

 9. Where do you want me to stick this carrot and these lumps of      coal.

 8. I can eat my weight in cocktail wienies.

 7. Whoops!!

 6. The giant squid is no longer responding to the mind control!!      Aaiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!

 5. Watch out. Fred Gardner had chili for lunch.

 4. So I asked the docotor, "Contagious?" And he said, "Yeah,      really,really contagious!"

 3. Does this smell like root beer to you?

 2. So, that's it! As of this morning, I quit my medication! Homicidal      tendencies be damned!!

 1. Here comes a tour group! Put your pants back on.