TOP TEN THINGS OVERHEARD AT THE SUNSTRAND
TEAM'S SNOW SCULPTING SITE

10. "I FEEL PRETTY, OH SO PRETTY……"

 9. "I'M FRED GARDNER….MALE PROSTITUTE"

 8. "NOBODY MOVE, I DROPPED MY POCKET PROTECTOR!"

 7. "HEY, DID YOU GUYS SEE THE CENTERFOLD IN THIS MONTH'S     "BABES OF ENGINEERING"? WHAT A SLIDE RULE!"

 6. "SOMEBODY HAND ME THE MICROMETER"

 5. "ENJOY IT WHILE IT LASTS SMART GUY! BUT, ONE DAY,
      YOU WILL SERVE ME!" (WILL MUTTERING TO HIMSELF
      ABOUT FRED)

 4. "THE MULTIPLICATIVE INVERSE OF THE TRANSVERS AXIS
      IS GREATER THAN OR EQUAL TO THE…..AH, SCREW IT!"

 3. "GEE, FRED SURE HAS A LOT OF TOOLS"

 2. "HEY PAUL….WILL….PULL MY FINGER!"

 1. "MAN….THOSE WEASELS SURE ARE COOL!"