TOP TEN COMPLAINTS FROM
PAUL, THE SUNDSTRAND GUY

10. WHENEVER WILL USES FRED'S NAME IN AN INTERVIEW,        FRED THROWS HIM A HERRING

 9. FRED'S LIBERAL USE OF THE "F" WORD

 8. WILL IS ALL HANDS!

 7. RUPERT WAS VOTED OFF OF "SURVIVOR"

 6. EVERY TIME FRED HEARS THE WORD "TOOL" HE GIGGLES

 5. VIKINGS CONSTANLY ASKING FOR POINTERS

 4. SUNSTRAND'S MANDATORY THONG RULE

 3. EAR MITES

 2. WILL IS A MEAN DRUNK!

 1. FRED