TOP TEN THINGS FOUND ON SVENHARD'S TROPHY SHELF

10. VANCE BARRY BOBBLE-HEAD DOLL

 9.  LOGAN'S SPELLING BEE TROPHY

 8.  THE PRINCESS DIANA COMMERORATIVE SALT AND
      PEPPER SHAKER SET

 7.  A BOOGER…..OH WAIT, THAT'S UNDER THE SHELF

 6.  FIRST RUNNER-UP TROPHY: TINA YOTHERS LOOK-A-LIKE       CONTEST

 5.  EMPTY CAPTAIN MORGAN BOTTLES

 4.  AN AUTOGRAPHED PICTURE OF HENRY KISSENGER THAT
      READS, "HEY SVEN, KEEP ON TRUCKIN'!! HUGS & KISSES-
      HANK"

 3.  FRED GARDNER'S SLIDE-RULE….IF YOU KNOW WHAT I
      MEAN!?!

 2.  A JAR OF SPIT

 1.  DUST