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TOP TEN "REAL" REASONS WHY THE PARK DISTRICT 10. ANGRY WITH HIS TEAMMATES….. FRED GARDNER ENGINEERED A WEATHER-CONTROL DEVICE TO PREVENT SNOW. 9. DUE TO BUSY SCHEDULE, FRANK BEACH COULD ONLY COME UP WITH FIVE MINUTES OF SPEECH MATERIAL. 8. TWO WORDS: VANCE BARRY 7. TOO MANY COMPLAINTS ABOUT STRANGE, VERMIN-LIKE ODOR EMMANATING FROM SINNISSIPPI PARK. 6. THE DAMN COMMUNIST PARTY!!! 5. VIKINGS BEGGED FOR A YEAR OFF TO…."GATHER THEMSELVES" 4. WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE EVENT WAS CANCELLED!?!?! 3. NO SNOW…..CUBS ONE WIN AWAY FROM WORLD SERIES… 2. SUE'S TWO WEEK VACATION TO VISIT HER AUNT….
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