TOP TEN "REAL" REASONS WHY THE PARK DISTRICT
CANCELLED THE 2003 ILLINOIS STATE
SNOW SCULPTING COMPETITION

10.  ANGRY WITH HIS TEAMMATES….. FRED GARDNER ENGINEERED        A WEATHER-CONTROL DEVICE TO PREVENT SNOW.

 9.  DUE TO BUSY SCHEDULE, FRANK BEACH COULD ONLY COME UP       WITH FIVE MINUTES OF SPEECH MATERIAL.

 8.  TWO WORDS: VANCE BARRY

 7.  TOO MANY COMPLAINTS ABOUT STRANGE, VERMIN-LIKE ODOR       EMMANATING FROM SINNISSIPPI PARK.

 6.  THE DAMN COMMUNIST PARTY!!!

 5.  VIKINGS BEGGED FOR A YEAR OFF TO…."GATHER THEMSELVES"

 4.  WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE EVENT WAS CANCELLED!?!?!

 3.  NO SNOW…..CUBS ONE WIN AWAY FROM WORLD SERIES…
      COINCIDENCE…..I THINK NOT!

 2.  SUE'S TWO WEEK VACATION TO VISIT HER AUNT…. BETTY
      FORD

 1.  MONKEY POX
 

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