TOP TEN REASONS WHY THE SUNSTRAND GUYS REALLY AREN'T COMPETING IN THE 2004 ILLINOIS STATE SNOW SCULPTING COMPETITION

10. BAD CASE OF "WEASELITIS"

 9. WHILE MAKING ADJUSTMENTS TO HIS WEATHER-CONTROL
     DEVICE, FRED WAS HORRIBLY DISFIGURED

 8. AFTER YEARS OF TORMENT FROM PAUL & FRED AND
     HUNDREDS OF WEDGIES…..WILL FINALLY SNAPPED!

 7. PAUL HAS A SEVERE CASE OF RUM FITS.

 6. THIS YEARS EVENT SCHEDULE INTERFERES WITH FRED'S
     PLANS FOR WORLD DOMINATION

 5. WILL HAS THE RUNS

 4. THEIR WIVES WON'T LET THEM

 3. SUNDSTRAND IS JUST BEING WEIRD!

 2. SIDE EFFECT OF THE RUM FITS….PAUL NOW ALLERGIC TO
     SNOW

1. TERET SYNDROME