TOP "15" REASONS WHY THE SUNDSTRAND TEAM WILL NOT BE PARTICIPATING IN THE 2004 ILLINOIS STATE SNOW SCULPTING COMPETITION
(This list was actually written by the Sundstrand Team)

15.  We engineers can't count to ten unless we take our         gloves off

14.  Fred lost his slide rule

13.  Paul gets "stage fright" during television interviews

12.  Too much jet fuel in the snow cubes

11.  Team was arrested for molesting their snowman

10.  Entire team suffered frostbite (#11 above)

 9.  Modeling clay was too expensive for the team budget

 8.  Paul drank all the team profits from previous years

 7.  Weasel smell was just too much for Will

 6.  Fred was too tired to sharpen his tools

 5.  Pat paid us big bucks not to show up

 4.  The Vikings throw snowballs at us

 3.  Fred is afraid his "Depends" will freeze up

 2.  Will is tired of patching Fred's mistakes

AND THE #1 REASON WHY THE SUNDSTRAND TEAM WILL NOT BE PARTICIPATING IN THE 2004 ILLINOIS STATE SNOW SCULPTING COMPETITION….

FRED'S VIAGRA JUST KICKED IN……..