TOP TEN THINGS THAT REALLY
PISS SABLE OFF:

10.  Top 10 lists about her

 9.  Slackers

 8.  Super-Atomic wedgies

 7.  People who dot their "i"s with little hearts

 6.  Mullets

 5.  People who spell her name wrong

 4.  Andy

 3.  Girls in white dresses with blue, satin sashes

 2.  Panda Bears

AND THE #1 THING THAT REALLY PISSES OFF SABLE….

  THE WEASELS I.E. FERGUS